It was an obvious choice, being that I am a people person. Will: On what? The Delusional Channel? The Buying Game Jack: I finally found my life's calling, and it involves these two hands. They can't put me in jail, 'cause since I never started paying my taxes, I can continue not paying them. Then they'll take away everything you own.which would be your gym membership. Then they'll garnish your wages, which you don't have. Will: First of all they'll give you a payment plan, which you won't follow. It's time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air! Grace: What could it be, that he didn't tell you and he didn't tell me? It must be something he didn't want us to to know! Jack: Good work, Nancy Drew! Let's meet up at Old Mystery Creek! Where There's a Will, There's No Way Karen: Grace, desperate times call for desperate measures. William, Tell Will: Captain, after closer examination, I believe I have identified the lifeform as.gaylien. Karen: Shu-Shu Fontana! Jack, what would yours be? Jack: Glen 125th. You take the name of your first pet, and the street you grew up on. Karen: Ooh, I want a drag name! Drag Queen: It's simple, sugar.
Jack: Mason? Karen: Honey, I was getting there. I have a home, a husband and 3 beautiful stepchil - No, wait. Will: "A roller-coaster ride of emotions." Who said that? Jack: A critic.Okay, my shrink. " Just Jack." Will: Why one night? Oh, it's open mic night. I'm calling it " Just Jack." Here's my flyer. Will: What are you talking about? You're not a performer. Between a Rock and Harlin's Place Jack: So I've decided to take my career in a whole new direction. The first three letters in "assistant" spell "ass," so please get off yours. "Will, can I change your throw pillows?" "No!" "Will, can I put my sweaters on your shelf?" "No!" "Will, can anyone live with a control freak nightmare like you? I'm gonna say 'no.'" Head Case Jack: Hmm, let's take a look at a little clip from when it was still the "Michael and Will Show".before it was canceled. "Well-maintained"? Super washes blood off sidewalk daily. Grace: OK, let me decode: "Charming"? Tiny. Will: OK, here: charming one-bedroom, Chelsea-adjacent, well-maintained, $1500. Grace: That's too much money to pay for any. How else are you gonna get to the two and the three? I want to marry "the One." Karen: And well you should, honey. I'm still doing it! A New Lease on Life Grace: Karen, I'm not gonna marry someone just because I want a nice apartment. She's gone, and I'm sitting here talking to myself like a crazy person.
Karen: You know, marriage is.what? Marriage is.Marriage is, okay? What the hell, that's all you need to.Grace? Oh! Now she's gone. Jack: Grace, did you know I was gay when you first met me? Grace: My dog knew. Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Pilot Jack: FYI, folks, most people that meet me do not know that I am gay. 7 Where There's a Will, There's No Way.
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